rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via laughbitches)

I think that reflects how most of my life is

I fell in a trash can yesterday

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

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gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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